Thousand declares this is the helmet you'll actually want to wear, and we're inclined to agree. Don't be surprised if you end up wearing it to the store, out walking the dog, and on bad hair days.
When your date asks, "Why are you wearing a helmet right now?" you can say, "I might be wearing a helmet to protect my brain, but I've left my heart open and vulnerable for you." It'll still be weird that you're wearing a helmet on a date, but at least you'll have an excuse to use that awesome line. Then you can say, "Thousand makes a helmet I actually want to wear. They're based out of Southern California. Look at this secret lock on the side. I can run my u-lock through and lock my helmet. Isn't that neat? Also, don't I look great?"
"You do look great. Super cool about the secret pop-out hole for your lock too. Forget dinner. Let's go back to your place."