Yakkay Helmet Lock
Believe it or not, this lightbulb ends the reign of terror that is carrying around your stupid helmet everywhere while everyone else in your crew looks cool because they're not carrying helmets.
We kid - they're the losers for not wearing helmets, right? Or not. We don't know them. I'm sure they're perfectly wonderful human beings. We don't care if your friends wear helmets or not. We respect the feeling of a summer breeze through a beautiful head of hair while riding. What were we talking about again? How this egg locks up your helmet to your bike, right? Well that's exactly what it does.